your love is a fast song: Looking down every aisle in the grocery store looking for your parent.

jarrodmatthew:

dropdeaddezi:

LMFAO FUCKING YES.
I JUST WENT TO GET SOAP FOR LIKE TWO SECONDS WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU GONE?
The only fucking thing that cannot be found at Walmart is my mother, god damn.

lmfao i swear to god you go and look at like a magazine for a minute and then wheres your mom….

 I have lost my mom so many times! And I’m always more worried about getting serparated than she is! I’m like “mommy, I could have been raped!” and she’s like “I’m sorry. Now go get your sister’s milk.”